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Two and a Half Men (2003)

30min | 2003

A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Comedy
IMDb 6.6 /10

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Season 1: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Pilot" Episode 2 - "Big Flappy Bastards" Episode 3 - "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" Episode 4 - "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap" Episode 5 - "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump" Episode 6 - "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" Episode 7 - "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" Episode 8 - "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful" Episode 9 - "Phase One, Complete" Episode 10 - "Merry Thanksgiving" Episode 11 - "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" Episode 12 - "Camel Filters + Pheromones" Episode 13 - "Sara Like Puny Alan" Episode 14 - "I Can't Afford Hyenas" Episode 15 - "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick" Episode 16 - "That Was Saliva, Alan" Episode 17 - "Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats" Episode 18 - "An Old Flame With a New Wick" Episode 19 - "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" Episode 20 - "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" Episode 21 - "No Sniffing, No Wowing" Episode 22 - "My Doctor has a Cow Puppet" Episode 23 - "Just Like Buffalo" Episode 24 - "Can You Feel My Finger?"

Season 2: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Back Off Mary Poppins" Episode 2 - "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" Episode 3 - "A Bag Full of Jawea" Episode 4 - "Go Get Mommy's Bra" Episode 5 - "Bad News from the Clinic" Episode 6 - "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance" Episode 7 - "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Episode 8 - "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" Episode 9 - "Yes, Monsignor" Episode 10 - "The Salmon Under My Sweater" Episode 11 - "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" Episode 12 - "A Lungful of Alan" Episode 13 - "Get Off My Hair" Episode 14 - "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" Episode 15 - "Smell the Umbrella Stand" Episode 16 - "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?" Episode 17 - "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!" Episode 18 - "It Was Mame, Mom" Episode 19 - "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise" Episode 20 - "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" Episode 21 - "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" Episode 22 - "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother" Episode 23 - "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" Episode 24 - "Does This Smell Funny to You?"

Season 3: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" Episode 2 - "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" Episode 3 - "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" Episode 4 - "Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs" Episode 5 - "We Called It Mr. Pinky" Episode 6 - "Hi, Mr. Horned One" Episode 7 - "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" Episode 8 - "That Voodoo That I Do Do" Episode 9 - "Madame and Her Special friend" Episode 10 - "Something Salted and Twisted" Episode 11 - "Santa's Village of the Damned" Episode 12 - "That Special Tug" Episode 13 - "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" Episode 14 - "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Episode 15 - "My Tongue is Meat" Episode 16 - "Ergo, The Booty Call" Episode 17 - "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" Episode 18 - "The Spit-Covered Cobbler" Episode 19 - "Golly Moses, She's A Muffin" Episode 20 - "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" Episode 21 - "And the Plot Moistens" Episode 22 - "Just Once With Aunt Sophie" Episode 23 - "Arguments for the Quickie" Episode 24 - "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"

Season 4: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Working for Caligula" Episode 2 - "Who's Vod Kanockers?" Episode 3 - "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" Episode 4 - "A Pot Smoking Monkey" Episode 5 - "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" Episode 6 - "Apologies for the Frivolity" Episode 7 - "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" Episode 8 - "Release the Dogs" Episode 9 - "Corey's Been Dead For an Hour" Episode 10 - "Kissing Abraham Lincoln" Episode 11 - "Walnuts and Demerol" Episode 12 - "Castrating Sheep in Montana" Episode 13 - "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" Episode 14 - "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" Episode 15 - "My Damn Stalker" Episode 16 - "Young People Have Phlegm Too" Episode 17 - "I Merely Slept With a Commie" Episode 18 - "It Never Rains in Hooterville" Episode 19 - "Smooth as a Ken Doll" Episode 20 - "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" Episode 21 - "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous" Episode 22 - "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" Episode 23 - "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin" Episode 24 - "Prostitutes and Gelato"

Season 5: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" Episode 2 - "Media Room Slash Dungeon" Episode 3 - "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" Episode 4 - "City of Great Racks" Episode 5 - "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" Episode 6 - "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" Episode 7 - "The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room" Episode 8 - "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" Episode 9 - "Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids." Episode 10 - "Kinda Like Necrophilia" Episode 11 - "Meander to Your Dander" Episode 12 - "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" Episode 13 - "The Soil is Moist" Episode 14 - "Winky-Dink Time" Episode 15 - "Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)" Episode 16 - "Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" Episode 17 - "Fish in a Drawer" Episode 18 - "If My Hole Could Talk" Episode 19 - "Waiting for the Right Snapper"

Season 6: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Taterhead is Our Love Child" Episode 2 - "Pie Hole, Herb" Episode 3 - "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Episode 4 - "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" Episode 5 - "A Jock Strap in Hell" Episode 6 - "It's Always Nazi Week (1)" Episode 7 - "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" Episode 8 - "Pinocchio's Mouth" Episode 9 - "The Mooch At The Boo" Episode 10 - "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" Episode 11 - "The Devil's Lube" Episode 12 - "Thank God for Scoliosis" Episode 13 - "I Think You Offended Don" Episode 14 - "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" Episode 15 - "I'd Like to Start With the Cat" Episode 16 - "She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime" Episode 17 - "The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?" Episode 18 - "My Son's Enormous Head" Episode 19 - "The Two Finger Rule" Episode 20 - "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau" Episode 21 - "Above Exalted Cyclops" Episode 22 - "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box" Episode 23 - "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth" Episode 24 - "Baseball with Better Steroids"

Season 7: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "818-jklpuzo" Episode 2 - "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" Episode 3 - "Mmm, Fish. Yum." Episode 4 - "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" Episode 5 - "For the Sake of the Child" Episode 6 - "Give Me Your Thumb" Episode 7 - "Untainted by Filth" Episode 8 - "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." Episode 9 - "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" Episode 10 - "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" Episode 11 - "Warning, It's Dirty" Episode 12 - "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" Episode 13 - "Yay, No Polyps!" Episode 14 - "Crude and Uncalled For (1)" Episode 15 - "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)" Episode 16 - "Tinkle Like a Princess" Episode 17 - "I Found Your Moustache" Episode 18 - "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" Episode 19 - "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave" Episode 20 - "I Called Him Magoo" Episode 21 - "Gumby with a Pokey" Episode 22 - "This is Not Gonna End Well"

Season 8: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" Episode 2 - "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer" Episode 3 - "A Pudding-Filled Cactus" Episode 4 - "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" Episode 5 - "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel" Episode 6 - "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" Episode 7 - "The Crazy Bitch Gazette" Episode 8 - "Springtime on a Stick" Episode 9 - "A Good Time In Central Africa" Episode 10 - "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" Episode 11 - "Dead From the Waist Down" Episode 12 - "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead" Episode 13 - "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup" Episode 14 - "Lookin' for Japanese Subs" Episode 15 - "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak" Episode 16 - "That Darn Priest"

Season 9: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" Episode 2 - "People Who Love Peepholes" Episode 3 - "Big Girls Don't Throw Food" Episode 4 - "Nine Magic Fingers" Episode 5 - "A Giant Cat Holding Churro" Episode 6 - "The Squat and The Hover" Episode 7 - "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" Episode 8 - "Thank You For The Intercourse" Episode 9 - "Frodo's Headshots" Episode 10 - "Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes" Episode 11 - "A Lovely Landing Strip" Episode 12 - "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" Episode 13 - "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" Episode 14 - "A Possum on Chemo" Episode 15 - "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack" Episode 16 - "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy" Episode 17 - "Not In My Mouth" Episode 18 - "The War Against Gingivitis" Episode 19 - "Palmdale, Ech" Episode 20 - "Grandma's Pie" Episode 21 - "Mr. Hose Says Yes" Episode 22 - "Why We Gave Up Women" Episode 23 - "The Straw In My Donut Hole" Episode 24 - "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"

Season 10: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "I Changed My Mind About the Milk" Episode 2 - "A Big Bag of Dog" Episode 3 - "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt" Episode 4 - "You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For" Episode 5 - "That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam" Episode 6 - "Ferrets, Attack!" Episode 7 - "Avoid the Chinese Mustard" Episode 8 - "Something My Gynecologist Said" Episode 9 - "I Scream When I Pee" Episode 10 - "One Nut Johnson" Episode 11 - "Give Santa a Tail-Hole" Episode 12 - "Welcome to Alancrest" Episode 13 - "Grab A Feather And Get In Line" Episode 14 - "Run Steven Staven! Run!" Episode 15 - "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It" Episode 16 - "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby" Episode 17 - "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries" Episode 18 - "The 9:04 From Pemberton" Episode 19 - "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon" Episode 20 - "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show" Episode 21 - "Another Night With Neil Diamond" Episode 22 - "My Bodacious Vidalia" Episode 23 - "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"

Season 11: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "Nangnangnangnang" Episode 2 - "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" Episode 3 - "This Unblessed Biscuit" Episode 4 - "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" Episode 5 - "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" Episode 6 - "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" Episode 7 - "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" Episode 8 - "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room." Episode 9 - "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" Episode 10 - "On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!" Episode 11 - "Tazed In The Lady Nuts" Episode 12 - "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball." Episode 13 - "Bite Me, Supreme Court" Episode 14 - "Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe" Episode 15 - "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin" Episode 16 - "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper" Episode 17 - "Welcome Home, Jake" Episode 18 - "West Side Story" Episode 19 - "Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick" Episode 20 - "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" Episode 21 - "Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot" Episode 22 - "Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead"

Season 12: Choose episode to play

Episode 1 - "The Ol' Mexican Spinach" Episode 2 - "A Chic Bar in Ibiza" Episode 3 - "Glamping in a Yurt" Episode 4 - "Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight" Episode 5 - "Oontz. Oontz. Oontz." Episode 6 - "Alan Shot a Little Girl" Episode 7 - "Sex with an Animated Ed Asner" Episode 8 - "Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey" Episode 9 - "Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey" Episode 10 - "Here I Come, Pants!" Episode 11 - "For Whom the Booty Calls" Episode 12 - "A Beer Battered Rip-Off" Episode 13 - "Boompa Loved His Hookers" Episode 14 - "Don't Give a Monkey a Gun" Episode 15 - "Of Course He's Dead (1)"

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